All of which I have broken.
- The wall is your friend. No-one wants to see a guy in the middle, at the side is where it’s less depressing for people to see you.
- Save up text messages til inbetween bands. That way at least you have shown you have a social life at other times in your life.
- Visit the bar in breaks between bands. Plus the drink gives you something to do with your hands.
- Don’t get there early when no-one else is there your loneliness is more pronounced.
- Get there as late as you can. Ideally just as the band come on stage.
- When a band asks you to stomp your feet and make the sound of a rocket taking off (this happened). You should but be aware you look like an insane person.
- If you stare off into space make sure it’s not at someone as you look crazy.
